a burgler broke into a mans house and herd a voice "jesus is watching you." he thought nothing of it. then when he went into the bedroom he herd it again "jesus is watching you." he looked around and saw a parrot. he asked the parrot "parrot are you saying this?" "he replyed "yes" the burgler asked "are you jesus" the parrot replyed"no im moses" so he asked the parrot "what kind of person would name you moses?" the parrot said "the same person that named the pitbull jesus"
2006-11-26 12:52:57 · 20 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think its stupid and i dont like it
2006-11-26 13:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by beautifull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-26 20:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by barwench99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL YES 7/10
2006-11-27 02:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it better than the screaming parrot version
2006-11-26 20:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute
2006-11-26 20:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by jmd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-11-26 20:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, still funny though lol.
2006-11-26 21:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was cute, but i am sure i have heard a similar joke...still cute though.
2006-11-26 20:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before. It is on www.funnies.com.
2006-11-26 20:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥iluvfoodnetwork♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, lol
2006-11-27 04:39:58 · answer #10 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cool.i really like it.I think it is really funny
2006-11-26 21:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by Sarah D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋