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And how would you answer someone else's suggestion for God's one question?

First answerer (or indeed anyone) ... you may choose to go back and edit your answer after others have answered.

Also... I promise to let this one run to the end and go to a vote... unless you all vote for something stupid :-)

2006-11-26 12:39:16 · 43 answers · asked by George D 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

43 answers

Don't you guys have ANYTHING better to do (probably all caps)

2006-11-26 12:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1 4

'What do I have to do to make you all believe in me?'

He'd probably get a lot of scathing and sarcastic answers and have to edit the question with:

'Yes I am God, the God, why don't you believe me?'

In response to blakenyp I'd have to say that even though He knows all the answers He'd still like to have a bit of fun sometimes.

2006-11-26 13:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by lianhua 4 · 0 1

Where Did I go wrong, You lot were supposed to have nuked yourself to destruction like the Aztecs did by now so I could have some more fun with evolution, why dont you press the button, go on press it, george, are you awake, oh I forgot to give you a brain, sorry George.

2006-11-26 12:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0 2

Crucifix for sale, only used once, slightly soiled. Will deliver by divine intervention or Fed-Ex. Any offers?

2006-11-26 12:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who's George D?

My alter ego's question;
Who's George D?

My answer to my alter ego's suggestion for God's one question:

He's the guy who's going to answer your questions.

2006-11-27 05:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by ~ 3 · 0 1

How come he could only ask 1 question?
and being God shouldn't he know the answer already....

2006-11-26 12:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by rache001 3 · 1 1

Why do you all take yourselves so seriously, when I only made you for a laugh?

To Question: Ready?
Answer: Yeah, let's go... your place or mine?

2006-11-26 23:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by GoD 2 · 1 0

where did i go wrong? Oh wait someone already asked that, hang on..need to think of another one...oh dagnammit i cant, like you I'm speechless.

2006-11-26 12:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He would ask "Why are you holding back from believing and giving your life to after I made the ultimate sacrifice for you."

http://www.uckg.org

2006-11-26 12:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Mike D 2 · 1 1

Eventhough he is all wise, all knowing, omni-present, omniscient, Omnipotent, the one question I think he would ask eventhough he knows the answer would be "why do you men reject so great a love as mine"?

2006-11-26 12:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by Special K 5 · 1 1

The question on Yahoo Q&A would be mainly to the atheist and those who want to play games with holy things would be:
"WHY PERSECUTE ME"?

2006-11-26 12:49:12 · answer #11 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 1 1

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