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Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?

2006-11-26 12:36:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

3 answers

no, you are doing a good deed to the community. i wish there were people like this in my neighborhood. it would make things alot funnier

2006-11-27 08:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by sexymiler 1 · 0 0

You forgot to mention when your mental health hearing is. Any way I hope they find you a nice facility. Good luck.

2006-11-26 20:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Barry DaLive 5 · 1 0

You are not a god, you are a dick wit! As if you did any of this!

2006-11-26 20:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by djtanybee 2 · 1 1

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