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Hookers in [insert location] are like a box of chocolates- some have cherries, and some have nuts!

So, there it is. I just thought of that like 2 minutes ago. What do you think? (Or, if you've heard it somewhere before, send me a link to it on the web!)

2006-11-26 12:31:50 · 21 answers · asked by Canadian Bacon 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

well, i have never heard it before, but it just seems (whats the word in looking for) kinda unfinished almost, but its seems like it could be a good joke

2006-11-26 12:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by coco 3 · 0 0

Good use of the insert-location, and the spacing to protect youngin's. Funny joke!

9.5/10!

2006-11-26 12:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Danny G 2 · 0 0

Good one, I like that. You are very clever. How about changind cherries to soft center. Try it and see if you like it. No hooker has a cherry kid.

2006-11-26 12:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its really funny if you insert New Orleans in that space.

2006-11-26 12:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Brad 2 · 0 0

its funny but true. I haven't heard that b 4. lol thats bad as in good.

2006-11-26 12:41:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ummm how can a hooker have a cherry??? Kinda defeats the purpose of being a hooker....

2006-11-26 12:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by georgiabelle87 4 · 1 0

Get a Life!

2006-11-26 12:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My question to you is>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SOME HOOKERS HAVE CHERRIES AND SOME HAVE NUTS? Have you been been spending your cash on hookers Mr bacon? HMM!?Which do you prefer? NUTS or CHERRIES? SOME HAVE BOTH!

2006-11-26 12:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hm Its funny its iight

2006-11-26 12:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by sonya3091 3 · 0 0

what kinda hooker stil has her cherry? u should modify it to make it as if u might hit some nuts (anal)

2006-11-26 12:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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