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Hey bro have some fun and eat a couple of cans of Ranch Syle Beans just before you board the plane. Whats funny is seeing everyones faces look as ackward. They keep looking around trying to figure out who did it! Its hilarious...LOL !

I smoke in the bathroom to but blow into a wet towel. Works like a charm.

2006-11-26 22:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If you disable the alarm, and believe me they will know, you will be fined or sent to jail. Do not even think of smoking on a plane. That will attract too much attention and you will probably end up in jail.

As for the poop, it goes into a holding tank that is emptied after the plane lands and is sitting at the gate.

2006-11-26 14:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 0 0

There are quite a few people that ask these questions. It dissolves into air like always(as long as there is a proper ventilation system) .... Because of the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) laws no one is permitted to smoke on board any aircraft, and according to their laws disabling, or tampering with smoke detectors and alarms is strictly forbidden by federal law you could be fined and placed in prison.

2006-11-26 12:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by jamesagambrell 2 · 0 0

Your poop goes into the toilet then a holding tank.....unless the jet hits turbulence while your doing you're taking care of business. If that's the case, your poop will go all over as you are tossed around in the stall.
Second, if you want to smoke, go ahead. Of course chances are you'll be arrested the way things are now.

Enjoy the flight!

2006-11-26 12:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by suk_on_my_glock 3 · 0 0

Smoking on a plane in the bathroom after you have disabled the smoke detector will cost you dearly. It is a very serious federal offence. I wouldnt recommend it. WOW

2006-11-26 19:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Falcon163 4 · 0 0

the poop and all the other things that go down the toilet is led to a port located at the bottom of the plane. Well, if u RELLI wanna smoke on the plane, sure go ahead, but u noe that lil gap at the bottom of the door...yea...ppl will b able to smell it........AND u can set the plane on fire.....so....if ure suicidal....by all means go adeadXP

2006-11-26 12:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Chinez Tea 1 · 0 0

In the comode I hope ... And all this talk of fires and blowing up I'm sure glad all the vehicles I have been in and the billions everyone else had smoked in in the past didn't have this extremely low flash point that they have all of a sudden these days. Man I miss the days of ashtrays in the armrests. Just the dumbass's shouldve had sections and ventilations. does my face freiten you

2006-11-26 12:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by . 3 · 0 0

The uh... extrusion is stored in a tank and is eptied after every flight. Disabling the smoking is a violation and could get you fied up to $1,000!

2006-11-26 14:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by onesonic11 1 · 0 0

what in the world? does idiot ring a bell hahaha. No you cant smoke in a plane and the poo goes in its own holding tank

2006-11-26 12:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by aint_ez_lovin 2 · 0 0

ARE YOU KIDING ME???? YOU DO NOT SMOKE ON A PLANE YOU COLD BLOW UP THE THING

2006-11-26 12:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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