God walks into a bar...?

Question

Finish the joke...

Don't google it, make up your own and BE FUNNY!!!

Answer 1

and says to th bar tender " Can I have a bottle of the finest and most expensive drink you have in the bar?"

"Sure" says the bartender....

after God had finished his drink the bar tender said " How was it? Did you enjoy?

To which God replied "It wasn't half bad but...my son makes better alcohol than this and for a lot less".

Answer 2

Lol, it took me awhile to understand that, yet now that i've got study it over a pair of circumstances, I understand what you're asserting. whilst the Bible says we are made in God's image, I take it actually, that we are in God's image. As in, God has 2 hands, 2 legs, a nostril, ears, eyes, and a mouth, as we do. as quickly as I image God, I image an exceedingly variety, elderly guy with spectacular white hair, different than particularly valuable. this would or won't be what He feels like, even though it particularly is a sturdy concept of what you will see once you get to heaven. I enjoyed the way you observed that "there exchange into in no way something here that fluctuate into no longer a mirrored image of God," because of the fact it particularly is authentic, am I incorrect?

Answer 3

When God walked into the bar every one dropped there drink.

And everyone said out loud "That Sure Is Some Hell Of A Drink"!

Some people said am i seeing SH*IT?

Then all of a sudden people were all at the bar getting another shot!

HA HA HA- I THINK IT'S FUNNY!!

Answer 4

with the devil, the bartender doesnt know who is who, but knows it god and the devil, so they strike up a convo, and one of the gentlemen says, how about a wager, the bartender accepts, the aim is for the bartender to guess who's god, and who is the devil, or else they get the bar. so the bartender thinking he's coy says, can iask 1 question, so they allow him this, he asks "where am i going when i die" at the same time oone says heaven the other says hell, so the bartender points out the guy who said hell and says he's the devil, the man then disapears to the depths of hell. the two gentlemen start to play a game of pool, god looks at jesus and says "you know, sometimes we could be real pricks"

Answer 5

...and orders a drink. The guy next to him notices that god is next to him, and decides to test him. He says to god, "hey, can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it?".

God looks back at the guy and says "yes".

So the guy dares god to make a rock so big even he cant lift it.

God looks over to the side and suddenly this big boulder appears.

Then the guy, being clever, says to god, "Now move that rock 20 feet to the left".

God looks at the guy for a moment, and says "ok".

God deconstructs the entire universe, and recreates it exactly the same as it was, except that now the rock is 20 feet to the left of where it was standing.

Answer 6

The barman says hide those jars of water, we want to sell our own wine

Answer 7

and was promptly told to get out by the barman who said " last time you were in here, I almost went broke as you kept changing water to wine for everyone". "And as for food sales, I'm sick of bread and fish"

Answer 8

I know I'm suppose to put my own anwser here, but I personally like "troothskr's" answers best. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Answer 9

and ordering a large jug of water, says, " . . . and if you will all get up off your knees and stop praying for a minute, the drinks are on me . If any of you are hungry get me a loaf, we will all have a feast!"

Answer 10

and orders a holy spirit