tell me which ones you like
1Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it
2What did the blonde call her pet zebra?Spot
3At school,a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying,I know the whole truth,even when you don't know anything.The boy decides to go home and try it out.As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says"I know the whole truth.”His motherquickly hands him $20 and says“Just don't tell your father"Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with“I know the whole truth”The father hands him $40 and says“Please don't say a word to your mother"he sees the mail man and says the same thing,“I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug!!!!!
I really hope you like em! Just rate each one like 1, 9/10
2006-11-26 11:46:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!
i give those 10/10. those are freakin' hillarious!!!
2006-11-26 11:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥babygurl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1=5
2=1
3=9
2006-11-26 11:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give number 1 a 6
Number 2 a 6
Number 3 a 9 that is funny
2006-11-26 12:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 8/10
2 9/10
3 10/10
thanks for the laugh!!
2006-11-26 12:03:43 · answer #4 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)7/10 i cant wait for christmas!
2)5/10(i would probly do the same thing and im brunette)
3)9/10 this joke always makes me laugh
2006-11-26 11:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1: 7/10
2: 6/10
3: 10/10 lmao, loved it, thanx for the laugh
2006-11-26 11:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like 1&2, 3 is iight....1 is 7 out of 10, 2 is 5 out of 10 and finally 3 is 4 out of 10.
keep working.. hope to see you with that fag in yoo mama show.
2006-11-26 11:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right that's a element 2 to my answer... yo mama like a shotgun, 5 cocks and he or she LOADED! yo mama so previous, I heard she performed in the Land till now Time, AS HERSELF! yo mama so greasy, she nicknamed Oil N flow, cuz she would have the capacity to apply the line as a slip-n-slide yo mama so gruesome, whilst the grim reaper got here for her soul, he gave the scythe to me and mentioned, "she's your issue now!" yo mama so stupid, as a replace of giving her a strategies, god crammed her head with crap, and for this reason human beings call her "****-for-brains"! yo mama so fat, I heard she brought about 9/11 cuz of her farts! yo mama so enormous, human beings whilst to cranium Island and stumbled on King Kong, no longer wait that became yo mama! yo mama so slutty, human beings call you "mom-******" cuz she even asked YOU for some strikes!
2016-10-17 14:15:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. 4
-Here is a better one. Yo momma is so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peep hole.
2. 6
Good and a Classic, can never go wrong there.
3. 9.5
The las one is a very good and funny one. I heard it a long time ago and it is still FUNNY!!!! Good job!
2006-11-26 11:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give all 3 a 10.
I got one for you...
Why do Mexicans buy Cabage Patch Dolls??
For the Birth Certificate....
2006-11-26 16:10:17 · answer #10 · answered by fourkingz2001 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1:8/10
2:5/10
3:8/10
2006-11-26 11:49:54 · answer #11 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋