Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is so sweet and gentlemanly, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice, and gave up the beans. Some months later, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
2006-11-26 11:35:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it. Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.
2006-11-26 11:36:03 · update #1
Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
2006-11-26 11:36:25 · update #2
Thanks, That was my mother in-law, last year at Christmas dinner. You weren't supposed to tell anybody. Thanks Uncle..............................ps...I really loved that joke, i'm still laughing.
2006-11-26 12:13:30 · answer #1 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAhahahahaha, LMAO, nice one. This has to be a true story.
2006-11-26 21:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-11-26 19:39:03 · answer #3 · answered by Rose of the Valley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pheww!! That joke stinks.
2006-11-26 19:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haahhahahahahahhaah how embrassing hahahahaahah
2006-11-26 20:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is totally true. ahahahahaha. thats funny.
2006-11-26 19:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha i love it!
2006-11-26 20:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG..LMAO..I HEARD THIS BEFORE BUT IT STILL CRAKS ME UP
2006-11-26 19:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by super_chick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg
that was funny
2006-11-26 19:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness, that would be SO embarassing. did you think of it yourself? good job if you did
2006-11-26 19:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by happygirl BFFs XOXO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha I'm still laughing!!!!
2006-11-26 20:53:05 · answer #11 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋