starring at you with a grin on his face what would you do?
2006-11-26 11:17:04 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would pray the same prayer that Jesus prayed when Satan tempted Him in the wilderness. "Get thee behind me Satan." And continue to pray for the Lord to protect me from the evilness that is Satan.
2006-11-26 12:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by angelcat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell my wife to take off the Neocon mask, because I do not subscribe to the belief that there is a Satan.
2006-11-26 19:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would think I had started drinking again. That's the only time I have seen him. I would probably ask him if there was any chance of getting an easy job in hell.
2006-11-26 19:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is seen here on yahoo answers quite often.
John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
2006-11-26 19:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Punch him, same as if anyone was leaning over me when I woke up. And since I don't believe in Satan, I don't think I would assume it to be him. e.e Since it wouldn't be.
2006-11-26 19:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by fiveshiftone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and tell him to go back to Hell. Or shoot him in the face and try blowing his face off.
2006-11-26 19:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by baddrose268 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask God to protect me and to take Satan away from my sight and my presance.
2006-11-26 19:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by TRuth Hurts 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him that i dreamt I slit his thoat while singing dreadful songs about Christ's second coming. He'd hate that.
2006-11-26 19:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cyber 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call on Jesus. If you are a Christian just speak the name of Jesus and praise His name. If you are not a Christian. Call on Jesus to save you and to enter your life and heart. Satan, is afraid of Jesus, because Jesus already defeated Him.
2006-11-26 19:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would most likely wake up for real and realize it was just a nightmare.
2006-11-26 19:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋