When is it going to land you in trouble when you "kick the habit?"
When there's a nun wearing it!! :D
2006-11-26 10:57:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Speaking of nuns and habits and the like, here's another one along the same theme:
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Dopey shagged a penguin!"
2006-11-26 11:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ally 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well if its still ON the nun youll be in trouble after a little while(the nun will probly be knocked out)
2006-11-26 11:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you've got some bad habits !
2006-11-26 20:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved galpal's contribution... mine isn't as good as that -
Laundryman goes to the convent and says to the Mother Superior "Got any dirty habits?"
2006-11-26 11:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a Monastery or Convent when the wine bar is shutting
2006-11-26 11:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gal Pal's joke was adorable
2006-11-26 11:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by Goodie66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog just got kicked!!
2006-11-26 11:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH Dog
i have no idea mate sorry
2006-11-26 21:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the things people do for points
2006-11-26 20:37:43 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you.
2006-11-26 11:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋