1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Some Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Some Nuts
1 bottle tequila (preferably Jose Cuervo Gold, or better yet, Hornitos)
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila first to check the quality. Take a large bowl and check
the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality, it is best to pour
one-level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is
still OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer
thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried
druit. Pick the frigging druit up off floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the bleaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the tequila again to check for tonsisticity.
Next,sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift
the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of
sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn
the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. Nobody likes
fruitcake
anyway!
CHERRY MISTMAS!
2006-11-26 10:30:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard, I started getting pains all over and the tears were running down my cheeks. Be careful straining your nuts tho, it may hurt. lol
2006-11-26 13:10:13 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recipe For Mexican Fruit Cake
2016-11-08 01:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm - Suzie - You just solved the mystery of why nobody like fruitcakes. Very funny - I needed a laugh tonight. Always a good time when your around. DeeJay.
2016-05-23 06:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a Cherry Mistmas to you...hic:P
2006-11-26 10:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
an d / a /cheery tismams too you toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hickup i followed this to the letter it is great
2006-11-26 10:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
recipe for the thanks!!!!!
me and some of my friends are going to follow the recipe to the letter!!!!!
2006-11-26 10:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 10:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny and worth reading to the end. Your time is appreciated well done mate:)
2006-11-26 10:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm making this!
2006-11-26 10:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by inauspicious 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, that's almost exactly how I make my pizza dough!
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-26 11:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by toolate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋