Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for
staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say,
'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
2006-11-26 09:56:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would like to meet you ivy a.k.a. becca
2006-11-26 10:36:57 · update #1
hell no im horny as hell
2006-11-26 10:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was the best one
2006-11-26 18:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 18:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i think this is the best one yet. very funny.
:D
2006-11-26 18:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other two were funnier.
2006-11-26 18:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Allieway 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVED that one!!!!
2006-11-26 18:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEST ONE INDEED!
2006-11-26 18:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! these are hilarious!!! :D
2006-11-26 18:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-26 18:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha lol!!!!
2006-11-26 18:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋