Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table
unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give
me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or
not."
2006-11-26 09:47:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have a variation to this also :)
During the honeymoon of a man and a woman the man asked his new wife to put on his pants when she said she couldnt possibly fit into them he said "thats right, im the man and i wear the pants of the family I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride replied by making him put on her panties " I cant get into these!" he said
" thats right " she said " and you wont be able to until you change your attitude" lol
2006-11-26 10:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by curls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interviewers of Bush at once checklist that he's indifferent to the fact that his approval score is so low, and refuses to behave on public opinion. Insiders constantly say that he's greater keen on his legacy than with the present 2nd. If Iraq is won interior the tip histroy will choose him because of the fact the president that regrouped the country economically interior the wake of 9/11 and toppled the Taliban and Hussein regimes. this is an remarkable legacy. Iraq could be won in spite of the undeniable fact that, there may be no "peace with honor" equivilent, in any different case he will basically be remembered for commencing that conflict.
2016-12-10 16:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by ricaurte 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Here's one from me:
A man was praying one night: "Dear God, please help me win the lottery!". The next night the same prayer. And the next night and so on... After about one week a miracle happens: the sky opens up and a bright light appears. The man looks up and hears God voice thundering down: "U PRAYED EVERY NIGHT TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND I WOULD HAVE HELPED U, MY SON, but how do u want to win IF U NEVER PLAY?!?!"
2006-11-26 09:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by red 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like this one to
2006-11-26 10:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 10:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your first one was funnier, but this is still funny!
2006-11-26 09:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Allieway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!!!!
2006-11-26 09:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
....(continued)..........Then she threw her panties at him and said "put these on". He replied, "don't be silly, I can't get into your panties." "That's right" she said, "and if you don't change your attitude you never will."
2006-11-26 11:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-26 10:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha that is really funny!!!
2006-11-26 10:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋