this bloke goes to the toilet. The place is all black and charred and he wonders what the hell has happened. When he comes out he asks the landlord what has gone on. Well says the landlord the other night a pak (coloured chap, i'm learning !!) went in there and set himself on fire, so we've organised a whip round for the family. Oh says the bloke how are you doing, not bad says the landlord we've got enough for eight gallons so far !!!!!!!!
2006-11-26 08:35:39 · 11 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tut Tut Tut !!! the language you get on here
2006-11-26 08:41:57 · update #1
Hey darkskane don't tell me my own jokes. Thankyou !!!!!
2006-11-26 08:46:59 · update #2
Ha ha hah , glad to see you'r back on form mate !
2006-11-26 09:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
This joke is not only racist, but it's directly stupid. The original Joke was about Britney Spears (or any celebrity picked by the one telling the joke). Here's the joke with Hillary Clinton in mind:
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual.” He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a ollection for her. The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replied, "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
2006-11-26 16:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by darkskaners 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont let these kiljoys get you down...it was funny and is representational of our dark sense of humour...some people are just unable to understand it, and they try to kill everything that not politically correct...they will never win
2006-11-26 17:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it - Yay 2 points
2006-11-26 16:48:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats terrible!
You need to get a life maaan! Chill out and reach for G.O.D
2006-11-26 16:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
F in crap joke
2006-11-26 17:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now now be nice
2006-11-26 19:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by lorraine x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry....that was not funny.
2006-11-26 16:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Racist A Hole!
2006-11-26 16:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by skyyn777 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
wha...??
i didn't get it...
but thanks for the points!
2006-11-26 17:11:25 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋