A Texan oil man is fishing in the gulf off his yatch. He pulls out an old oil lamp and wipes off the dirt.
A genie pops up and says "Master, you have one wish, anything you want."
The oil man says "One wish? Usually genies give you 3 wishes."
The genie says " The earlier Texans threw me back in after one wish. Said they had everything the ever wanted and if they ever wanted anything else they'd buy it. But just to humor me asked for one thing."
"Well" said the man, "I guess I'll do the same. Just make me a martini, not too dry."
Boom and the oilman was a martini, not too dry.
2006-11-26 08:30:56 · 8 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he good
2006-11-26 08:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool but whats the question
2006-11-26 16:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by lovefoodcar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. I give it a 7.5
2006-11-26 16:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooo.. haha, funny.
2006-11-26 16:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by :D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, WHAT A WAY TO GO.
2006-11-26 16:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ^_^
2006-11-26 17:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cristhian o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it...
2006-11-26 16:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by Newest Cullen member 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Thanks for the smile.
2006-11-28 05:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋