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One night a man - who was in no shape to drive - wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

2006-11-26 08:29:43 · 27 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

he he hilarious! lol

2006-11-26 08:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

out of 1-10, 8

2006-11-26 08:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by DeadBunnyTM 2 · 0 0

I thought is was not bad at all I will give you at 6/10

2006-11-26 08:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by BOO! 4 · 0 0

That was definitely funny. I have heard that lecture myself.

2006-11-26 08:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I give it an 8, it is a good joke

2006-11-26 08:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

An oldie but a goodie.

2006-11-27 21:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

ha ha this one is def funny. ill give it an 8

2006-11-26 08:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats pretty funny.

2006-11-26 12:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

defiantly 100% pure magic

2006-11-26 09:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad

2006-11-26 08:33:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

quite funny

2006-11-26 08:38:12 · answer #11 · answered by Gardenclaire 3 · 0 0

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