A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"
2006-11-26 08:22:20 · 9 answers · asked by helen 2 in Sports ➔ Golf
That's pretty funny! Here's another:
A guy was taking his weekly lesson at the driving range and hit his driver with a lovely long slice that landed smack on the windshield of a passing van loaded with nuns going to church. The bus lost control and plowed into a bus filled with old folks going on an outing and both vehicles slammed into a gasoline tanker and BOOM! all three blew up in a massive explosion raining car bits and other unmentionables all over the highway.
"Oh my gosh!" sobbed the golfer, "How in heavens name did I ever do that!?!?!?"
"Well, your left hand was a little to far around to the right...", answered the pro...
2006-11-27 04:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one very funy Helen LOL
2006-11-26 16:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by riftlake20002000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard some funny golf jokes but that was the best one i ve heard of
thats excellent
keep telling them
2006-11-26 22:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by Lebron FANN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, its good to have a chuckle now and again.
Leon
2006-11-26 18:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ltgolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny. Ha ha.
2006-11-26 16:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! I'll have to remember that one!!!
2006-11-26 16:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Rob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-11-26 16:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-11-26 16:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by Doug 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-26 16:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by nah dawg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋