The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
2006-11-26 07:57:27 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!!!
But are there any three foot penguins? The ones in zoos that I've seen were much shorter
2006-11-26 08:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding, that is without a doubt the funniest joke I have ever heard about dwarves f%*@ing penguins.
Superb.
2006-11-26 09:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey ploppy - I haven't heard this one before congratulations and it's funny as well (although I can't ever say I've seen a 3 foot penguin - but that's by the by)
2006-11-26 08:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very slow and it took me a long while to get it but yeah, funny joke.
People who dont find this funny have no sense of humour !
2006-11-26 08:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by kris14law 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the joke before but heres a smile for you
2006-11-26 08:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Ploppy
You just know your the best LMAO very good
2006-11-26 21:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes made me piss while i was having a **** watching Stacy Tendeter on TV5.
2006-11-26 08:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..it took me like 10 seconds to finally get but once i got it it was funny
2006-11-26 15:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Larry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats another i never heard before will go to bed laughing tonite
2006-11-26 09:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though I know where it's from, I think this is a good one.
2006-11-26 08:02:59 · answer #10 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋