Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this(small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
2006-11-26 07:43:47 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your a**
shole before prison...`"
2006-11-26 07:44:11 · update #1
lmao!!! thumbs up....a first finally!!
2006-11-26 07:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-26 07:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before but still bought a smile to my face!
2006-11-26 07:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sea Fever 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, Very funny!
2006-11-26 07:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by eiramannej 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha wa wa wa hee hee oops
2006-11-26 19:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice. funny. haha. but you should of finished it. it seems like you were missing one sentence.
2006-11-26 07:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy cow !
2006-11-26 20:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-11-26 07:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your stories are always great!
2006-11-26 08:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by Everyman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-26 07:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, its another funny one. lol
2006-11-26 09:09:25 · answer #11 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋