All the good people who have passed before us regardless of their beliefs all faiths believe in heaven so they must all be their in harmony
2006-11-26 22:31:54
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answered by Mea 5
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There are many heavens that cater to the various needs/beliefs of those that invented them i.e. mens
Mother Theresa is , of course in heaven, but so are LadyDi and her boyfriend . Are they in the same one ? Probably not. There must be doors to allow some sort of communication between the various heavens. The muslim heaven provides a large number of virgins for every men in residence. Not much is said about the non virgin women up there. Priests and preachers go to heaven of course. The pedophiles and those that use their parish money to pay for the services of male hustlers too. Probably in a diferent section of heaven because they will need hustlers and victims and dont care much for the virgins of the other section. I think it must be a logistic nightmare..... :-)
2006-11-26 15:14:08
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answered by Anonymous
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A European dies and goes to Heaven.
St Peter shows him round, and they come to a twenty-foot high wall from behind which they can hear ecstatic praise and singing of the fundamentalist "happy clappy" variety.
St Peter looks pained. "Awful noise, isn't it? Actually that's the American Christians behind that wall. They think they're the only ones with a right to be here and we don't want to disillusion them..."
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Enoch Powell/Jean Marie Le Pen/Pig Botha (insert name of racist politician from your country HERE) dies and goes to heaven. He arrives at the Pearly Gates. Opinion is divided as to what happens next:
i) A voice is heard demanding to know "Who dat white honky down dere at de gates?"
"Oh, forget it" grumbles Powell, and turns to try out the other place.
ii) (Slightly more sophisticated) St Peter shakes Powell warmly by the hand.
"Come in, come in! But you need to be put right on one or two things about God first that the Bible failed to make clear, terribly sorry about that, you know how things get corrupted a bit after seven or eight thousand years... God... well, she's black..."
2006-11-26 15:38:50
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answered by AgProv 6
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Heaven is full of Bible thumpers.I can't think of a worse fate than spending eternity in such a place.That's why I'm a happy sinner.
2006-11-26 15:12:52
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answered by Anonymous
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God and the heavenly host.
I don't think any people are there yet, (according to the New Testamant) they would all be waiting for judgement day to find out if they get in or not. So at least no Christians so far.
2006-11-26 15:09:34
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answered by saopaco 5
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It'll be a bummer if all these loony christian fundamentalists arrive at the pearly gates to be greeted by Buddha!
2006-11-26 15:33:05
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answered by david f 5
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There is no right in wrong, if there is a "heaven" i think if you desire to be there you will be, you will put yourself there, and everyone you wish to be there will be.
2006-11-26 15:09:40
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answered by b.y.o.b. 4
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Everybody is there icluding the Jews. I do not think you need an identity card to get in !
2006-11-26 15:08:49
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answered by Anonymous
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I think all good ppl (and good ppl are those who didn't make sins in their life) will go to heaven immediatly
2006-11-26 15:29:18
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answer #9
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answered by ma29mo 2
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well the majority of religions in the middle east revolve around christianity and thier own version of the bible. i think that god would understand thier misunderstandings and misinterpertations and welcome them into heaven. good question. god bless you
2006-11-26 15:08:44
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answered by toreyjw1 2
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