The gorillas on heat, I need someone to have sex with her... will you shag her for £500..?
Paddy replies...
I will on 3 conditions...
1. I don't kiss her
2. My family don't get to know
3. Give me 2 weeks to get the cash together...!!
2006-11-26 06:43:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh be jesus its a cracker!!
2006-11-26 06:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-11-26 06:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK give it a 7
2006-11-26 06:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-26 06:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol just like ole paddies to do that :P
2006-11-26 06:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by yugottabanonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like more monkey business !
2006-11-26 21:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy attempting to understand the character of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God replied: “a million years is nearly a minute.” Then the guy asked: “God, how plenty is a million money to you?” And God replied: “a million money is nearly a penny.” ultimately, the guy asked: “God, could you provide me a penny?” And God suggested, “In a minute.”
2016-10-04 09:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was OK (7)
2006-11-26 06:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT TELL ME YOUR IRISH AND YOUR NAME IS PADDY
2006-11-26 06:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 06:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋