I used to work a PC tech support jobb where I'd take calls from people with computer problems. Often, those conversations sounded like this:
Caller: My monitor is dead.
Me: Did you try turning it on?
Caller: Wow, that worked!
Me: You're a retard
Caller: What?!
Me: Damn, i guess the mute button on this phone doesn't work
Now, i work a telecommunications support job where i take calls form prople whith telephone problems.
Caller: My phone is broken.
Me: Then how are you calling me?
Caller: Wow, my phone is working now!
Me: Great. Let's test my mute button now. Can you hear me? No? Good. You're a retard.
2006-11-26 06:25:55 · 13 answers · asked by metal_pyro_chick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that it is funny wow some people are stupid
2006-11-26 06:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sympathy, Brother.
Similarly, I've fielded power out(r)age calls that went like this: Customer - My lights are out. Why are they out and when will they be back on?
Me - We haven't isolated the problem yet but our crews are working on it.
Customer - Well they'd better fix it quick or my Alaska king crab and salmon and elk steaks will thaw out. I just checked and the
steaks are starting to thaw.
Me (wanting to say, "Fer krysakes quit opening the fridge; that'll make them thaw, Dummy!" but resisting the urge.) - We're doing all we can and it won't be long. Our guys just found a suicide squirrel in a transformer. Have a day.
2006-11-26 06:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and No,because even though people do the strangest things you were suppose to be there to help them!Even if all of a sudden there equipment started working!It's not cool to be dising
them just because they are a little slow to catch on!Think about it!If you don't enjoy your job then stop doing it,or if you just get kicks by making fun of people you really need to grow up!
2006-11-26 06:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by Daniels Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny, gave me a good laugh
2006-11-26 06:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he he thats extremley funny...i work for a telephone company.Will use that soon.
2006-11-26 06:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow funny
2006-11-26 06:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny - for a retard!!
2006-11-26 06:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people!!!
2006-11-26 06:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good onee
2006-11-26 07:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then i hope you enjoy your job.
2006-11-26 06:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋