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A wife doesnt return home one nite and tells her husband she spent the nite at a friend's place. The husband calls 10 of her friends and all of them say no.
A man doesnt return home one nite and tells his wife he spent the nite at a friend's place. The wife calls 10 of his friends and 8 of them say yes. and 2 claim he's still with them.

2006-11-26 06:23:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

horrible, but probably true

2006-11-26 06:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0 0

The women have more brains and are more loyal then the men. By saying “No” they gave the wife a chance to say she was with a friend her husband did not know (someone other than the ten he phoned). The men on the other hand with their bull-headed loyalty got their friend caught…how the hell was he supposed to be at eight different guys houses for the night??? The other two smart pants really cooked his goose by claiming he was still with them!

2006-11-26 08:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do not know what to say, all could be correct answers.

If 2 who said "he's still with them." are both at same place where husband went back to see them and both answered their cell phone. The two did not know that he had already seen you.

2006-11-26 10:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by minootoo 7 · 0 0

Ok 5/10

2006-11-26 19:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0 0

goes to show how tight we guys are. but how do i rate it. lol.

i give it a 11/10. yeah. thats correct. 110%

why you ask. because i get the best answer right? lol.

2006-11-26 06:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wife should started to be out in nights, this is the solution.
good day - jindajind !

2006-11-26 06:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-13 03:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

mens r nt gud dey tryin hide each others bad things

2006-11-26 15:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

probally it means that her husband has better friends than what she has but still her friends are truthful atleast

2006-11-26 21:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Naina 2 · 0 0

uske hasband ne mujhe bulakar puchha hota to maine **HA** kaha hota .

2006-11-29 03:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by piyu2ash 1 · 0 0

nice one

2006-11-26 22:17:55 · answer #11 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

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