How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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How many Sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six.
One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
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Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
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A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
STUDENT: A new bike.
2006-11-26 06:17:26 · 7 answers · asked by Sohaib ahmad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked the last one the best
2006-11-26 06:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then who is Sardar?
2006-11-26 06:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha....lol
nice ones
i specially liked the 4th one
2006-11-26 06:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff
2006-11-26 06:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who or what is sarder you?
2006-11-26 06:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by k-la 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what deck
2006-11-26 07:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
????????
2006-11-26 06:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by Peter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋