Ok so I farted in my girlfriends dog's mouth as a joke (yeah I know I'm a loser.) She said farts could could be lethal. Is this true? Is swallowing farts lethal? Also there's this white teddy bear that she has that I keep farting on. She claims I'm going to stain that teddy bear if I keep farting on it. Is that true?
They're just farts!
2006-11-26 06:16:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Yeah I know people. I'm a loser. I should get a life. (I don't know what's wrong with her. She should've left me by now.) But I've seen some other dumb questions being asked so I thought: Why not?
Anyways thanks for answering the question. About that swapping for a brown teddy bear joke. That sounds pretty funny I might try that. Here's a prank I would LOVE to try on her on check this out if you got 2 mins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASnFU715u7A
2006-11-26 06:44:14 · update #1
Farts are gases. Hot gases. Depending on what the gases contain, they could be lethal or harmless, stainful or stainless. R C, take it easy, it's not attractive or charming.They're not pleasant either. Try the bathroom.
2006-11-26 06:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by Julissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 18:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Methane is lethal and it is in farts but not a high enough percent to do any harm. As for the bear only if you don't wipe good :)
2006-11-26 06:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by Duh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a slow day on Answers when a fart question can garner this many answers. Hell, the Texans and Jets game is boring but it beats this. Although, the Texans are playing like something that is a little farther north in the intestinal tract.
2006-11-26 06:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The answer to both your questions is no. Farts are not lethal, and they do not stain. However, it appears to me that you are sorely lacking in good manners, and that you need to get a life.
2006-11-26 06:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by gldjns 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
There is this myth I heard where this college kid ate nothing but fried chiken and broccoli and one day he was in his bed right by his open window he laid down a massive eruption of gas... fell unconsicous and fell out his open window killing him.So they could be deadly I guess.
As a joke you should steal that bear and swap it with a brown one and tell her you actually did it.
2006-11-26 06:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by mr.fahrenheit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With all the things going on in this world you are asking about air that comes out of your rear. Buddy! You should get a life.......and manners as one writer said here. Man!! Some people....
2006-11-26 06:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For those that think farts aren't lethal, DON'T PUT A LIT MATCH NEXT TO YOU BUTT WHEN YOU FART. The gas is called METHANE, VERY FLAMMABLE.
2006-11-26 06:26:39 · answer #8 · answered by trollwzrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋