The stunning blonde coed was stunned herself
when the biology professor asked her, "What
part of the human anatomy enlarges to about
ten times its normal size during periods of
emotion or excitement?"
"I... I refuse to answer that question," the
girl stammered as she shyly avoided looking
at her classmates
Sitting nearby. One of them was called upon next,
and he correctly answered, "The pupil of the eye."
"Miss Rogers," said the professor, "your refusal
to answer my question makes three things evident.
First, you didn't study last night's assignment.
Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I'm
afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous
disappointment for you!"
2006-11-26 06:09:36 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Clint, new I could rely on you as I took a break from the ironing! PML
2006-11-26 06:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Later, in a different class, that same blond was sitting in the front row, and her professor told the class that he was giving a pop quiz that day. It was obvious from her body language that the blond was very distressed the whole time, and that she wasn't doing well on ithe quiz.
Once the prof collected the quizzes, he asked her: "So Ms. Rogers... how did you like my little quizzy?"
She looked at him and replied: "Gee professor, if that's one of your little quizzies, I'd sure hate to see one of your big testes!"
The prof had to dismiss the class for the rest of the day due to unstoppable laughter.
2006-11-26 06:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speak for yourself ! Marriage is not always a disappointment !
2006-11-26 21:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha minted like she probs did come from essex lol
2006-11-26 06:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by rozzywozzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2006-11-26 06:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that one was great. i am sure i was thinking along the same lines as she was.keep it up.
2006-11-26 06:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!Didn't see that coming.
2006-11-26 06:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well said Clint ;)
2006-11-26 06:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-26 06:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-11-26 06:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋