A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was indarkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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first the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
2006-11-26 06:07:26 · 10 answers · asked by Sohaib ahmad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah...these are all pretty good!
2006-11-26 06:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one million) Nicest: You, Oin on the grounds which you're outstanding to particularly everyone. 2) Sweetest: Kevin and Matt are very candy. 3) Funniest: David is quite humorous. 4) Naughtiest: Mai, Safa or myself :P 5) maximum demanding: no one has been brave adequate to assert it yet so right here is going......Connor! 6) ultimate Avatar: Florial's is quite :) 7) ultimate Asker: Jay usually asks solid questions. 8) ultimate Answerer: Kevin usually supplies very informative solutions. 9) maximum missed: Lexi 10) ultimate pal: Mai or Safa because of the fact i'm getting on somewhat nicely with them and that i talk to them the main :) BQ: 2
2016-10-13 03:51:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"first the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering"
Which guy was suffering?
2006-11-26 06:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by duck's attitude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were good i liked all of them but the second one. i relly enjoyed the second to last one.
2006-11-26 06:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that hilarious! my favorite was the 1 with the little boy who had to give up his seat.......... awesome!!!
2006-11-26 06:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha these were good ones
2006-11-26 06:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-26 06:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-26 06:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
2006-11-26 06:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2006-11-26 06:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ange!ic@ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋