2006-11-26 06:02:40 · 35 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nobody pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall. He fell off simply because he failed to perform an adequate risk assessment before sitting on the wall. It could also be due to shoddy workmanship on the part of the person who built the wall and Humpty Dumpty should, therefore, see a personal injury lawyer to claim compensation!!!
2006-11-26 06:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by b9721005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty...
i think he was on the verge of uncovering a great conspiracy behind the wall..
so he climbed up to get a better view of the so-called humble king in the act of something corrupt..
the kings horses and men spotted humpty dumpty and pushed him off the wall,
after all, a dead egg is a silent one.
then they made it look like an accident, even calling for medical attention even tho they knew there was no use.
FYI: "...humpty dumpty had a great fall. all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldnt put humpty together again."
-humpty dumpty's fall was so great, the world knew of the 'accident' and dared not question the king ever again.
-all the kings horses and all the kings men are the secret service,CIA, etc.
-the king is the U.S. president.
the end ;)
2006-11-26 06:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The King cos Humpty Dumpty slept with the Queen!
2006-11-26 06:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Nyx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pink Floyd, so he could tear down the wall (I know Pink Floyd is really a group,not a he).
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a lousy summer.
2006-11-26 06:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was the king. Humpty Dumpty was screwing the princess and the king found out about it. After he hit the ground the king's horses and men stomped all around to make sure good riddance, under the guise of trying to put him back together.
2016-05-23 04:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the defenders of the castle.
A humpty dumpty was that tower thingy you push up against a wall and climb up inside
2006-11-26 06:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the king's horses and all the king's men (it was a conspiracy NOT to put him back together)
By the way, Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall and Summer too.
2006-11-26 06:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by duck's attitude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one.
humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
humpty dumpty had a great fall.
(he fell. his is an egg, and eggs dont stand up like that, the only way for him not to fall, is if he was on his side, but he wasn't)
2006-11-26 06:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by sam 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well thatz easy humty dumpty fell off the wall on his own coz he was afraid of his hieghtz dont u think
2006-11-26 09:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by precious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The King's deliquent son. In an attempt to avoid a legal suit he got all his horses and men to try and mend him
2006-11-26 06:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by beckyndanuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋