The doc told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered and alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he reailized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
2006-11-26 06:02:00 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny...but sick!!!
2006-11-26 06:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Eureka! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but then I have a weird sense of humour 8 out of !0
2006-11-26 06:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked that one 8/10
2006-11-26 08:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i became in the shop searching for a birthday card for my chum. right here became a woman close by together with her son who became maybe 4 years previous or so. I felt a fart so I pushed it out. It became long and exceedingly loud. the girl tried to with courtesy pretend that no longer something occurred yet her son needed no area of that. He began to ask her..."Mommy, did you are trying this?" "Mommy, became which you?" The extra she tried to quiet him, the extra continual he became. She became so embarrassed that i could no longer help yet giggle.
2016-10-17 13:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
freakin hilarious. on a scale of 1-10 (10 being perfect) 9.5
2006-11-26 06:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by asslpman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard sumthin like that before, but it was a couple having sex under the car, but i dont even know how the hell they would fit.
2006-11-26 06:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG funny 2thumbs up
2006-11-26 08:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by April S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Caught in the act ?
2006-11-26 21:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-11-26 07:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea that was a good one made me laugh out loud
2006-11-26 06:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 06:07:35 · answer #11 · answered by crazy nana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋