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A man who lives on the ninteenth floor of a block of flats takes the lift each day to go to work. Coming home, if the weather is fine, he goes up to thirteenth floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way. If it is bad weather he goes right to his own floor in the flats. By chance he is always on his own in the lift so why does he do it. !!!

2006-11-26 05:57:05 · 27 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

..........he's a midget, on rainy days he has an umbrella so can reach the higher buttons with that!

2006-11-26 05:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

hes a midget when its bad weather he prob has an umbrella to hit the button but if the weather isnt he can only reach the 13 and walk the way up

2006-11-26 14:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 0 0

Do you mean in bad weather he goes right to his own floor by stairs?

If so, does he walk up on a bad (wet?) day let his coat / brolly drip dry so he doesn't take them dripping into the flat?

2006-11-26 14:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mark T 6 · 0 0

He is a midget. On inclimate days he uses the umbrella to push the button for the 19th floor. On sunny days he has no umbrella and can only reach the 13th button.

2006-11-26 14:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Chile_H_Pepper 2 · 0 0

he is a midget. if the weather is fine, he has no umbrella to push the 19 button. since he is short he cannot reach 19, he can only reach 13. if the weather is bad he has an unbrella to push 19.

2006-11-26 14:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's a midget who can only reach the button for the 19th floor if he's carrying an umbrella. Otherwise the number 13 button is the highest he can reach.

2006-11-26 14:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He is a midget and in bad weather he carrys an umbrella.
Without his brolly he can only reach button 13

2006-11-26 14:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cheese 3 · 0 0

He is a dwarf and uses his umbrella to press the button which he takes when there's bad weather, not when it's fine.

2006-11-26 14:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He can't reach the nineteenth floor button unless he uses his umbrella because he is a midget.

2006-11-26 14:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 0 0

He's a dwarf and uses his umbrella to hit the lift button

2006-11-26 13:58:55 · answer #10 · answered by Sherlock 6 · 0 0

He's the window cleaner & the lift is outside the flats?

Looks like I got it totally wrong then!

2006-11-26 13:59:13 · answer #11 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0 0

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