An age old joke but does it still brings those 32 diamonds to public view??
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk
he
offers question time.One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him
what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.When they resume George says, "OK,
where
were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and
asks him
what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
2006-11-26
05:55:15
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