A store that sells husbands had just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 5 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flight.A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door read "These men have jobs,love the Lord. ".The 2nd floor sign read"These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids." The 3rd floor sign read" These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking"."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign read" These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking andhelp with the housework.and have a strong romantic streak.". "Oh, mercy me!I can hardly stand it!". Tempted,she goes to the 5th which reads"You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor.There are no men here. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to plz
2006-11-26 05:16:50 · 15 answers · asked by amudwar 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-26 05:24:15 · update #1
sadly, i found that amusing......
2006-11-26 05:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-26 05:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by kegy411 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle
2006-11-26 05:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 i would have stopped on the 2nd floor
2006-11-26 05:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by crazyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so true. I love this joke...thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-26 09:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a classic joke
2006-11-26 05:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i wanna go to that store
2006-11-26 11:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true. Sadly, it's so true.
2006-11-26 05:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh you chauvanist
2006-11-26 05:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true
2006-11-26 05:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, u cant get any better then that!
2006-11-26 05:25:37 · answer #11 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋