A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well," replied the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"
"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook..."
2006-11-26 05:15:50 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I fell for it hook line and sinker !
2006-11-26 21:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute, LOL. Especially for kids I think.
2016-05-23 04:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke today.
2006-11-26 06:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-11-26 05:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an ok joke.
2006-11-26 12:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, THATS A GOOD 1!
2006-11-26 05:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-26 05:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, That was good.
2006-11-26 06:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by SaveEggsCrackSmiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid pirate
2006-11-26 05:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 07:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋