What was your best practical joke!?

Answer 1

When i was little i didn't like my mothers boyfirend (my lil bros father) and my mother bought him colon. I emtied half the bottle and peed in it. The next day she gave it to him and by the next month it was all used up.

Answer 2

IN High school we had to buy our own books. I went to a Catholic school. It sucked. But I digress. This kid stole my Spanish book and stuck his book in my cover. When I got to class I opened the book and it had all these pages ripped out.
I asked around and found out who did it.
I knew how to open a combination locker if it was not spun. You just turn back counter clockwise to 5 past 0. Then move clockwise till it stops on the click and open it.
I opened his locker and took all his books every one of them. and I left a note that said: "guess who?"
The next day I put his torn up Spanish book back in his locker with a note that said :" Now you Know"!
He was actually stupid enough to go to the dean about it. He wound up getting in trouble for stealing my book. What a fool. But it was funny to see that look on his face in every class when he had no books.

Answer 3

Well, Once my friend and me were riding on my bike. He was behind me wearing a ROBE ( BLACK CLOTH ALL OVER him wearing a SCRAY MASK). I stopped by a man ( it was a quiet and lonely street in the) MY friend wearing the mask asked the man for lighting his smoke. LOL ... youshould have seen his face loking at him ! HAHahaaa ... He went pale .... myfriend then jumped off the bike and chased him til the end of the street. He went screaming away YELLING and crying. HE must have peed in his PANTS ! HAHAHahaha STILL remember it like yesterday !

Answer 4

i had some blocks, legos blocks and i had it set up so that when u opened the door it fell on ur head. i told my cousin to hurry up and come here and she opened the door and it fell on her head she started cracking up laughing and that was the funniest thing that ever happened.
i once attached a string to the door and the light switch so that when u open the door, the lights turned out. it was cool to trick ur parents, lol that was a long time ago....

Answer 5

My dad came home from pub on a sunday fell asleep, I wrote on his face and put make up on him. He woke up then went out with it still on face no one told him. From then on he would always look into mirror before he went out.
Friend fell alseep on sofa so I shaved one eyebrow of them learning by experience had removed mirrors so friend could not see what I had done.
Laxatives in tea always a good one.

Answer 6

When I was in high school I took the Biology lab skeleton and put it on a toilet in the men's room with a package of Ex-Lax in it's hand.

Answer 7

Bucket of water over the door, thats a cracker.

Answer 8

A MAN WANT TO THE DOCOR BECAUSE HE HAD A STUTTERING PROBLEM AND THE DOCTOR SAID I WILL LOOK AT IT . THE DOC SAID: UR PENIS IS TOO BIG AND IS DRAGGING UR VOCAL CORDS I THINK I WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF AND THE DOCTOR AGREED. THE NEXT DAY THE MAN WENT BACK AND SAID : DOC MY WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME I NEED IT BACK. THE DOCTOR SAID: F---FFORGET IT!

Answer 9

when i was younger i would put ketchup on my face and lay under the front tires of parked cars and have other people stop and get out while i get up and run.

Answer 10

well, i didn't do this--but a friend of mine did. he and his friends were selling chocolate bars for their school. they were in 6th or 7th grade. they had an obnoxious class president. they got a chocolate laxative and flattened it, and put it inside on of their candy bars. they gave it to her for free. of course, she was so happy! she automatically ate it. a couple of hours later, they were in math class. all of the sudden everyone heard this gurgling noise. before you could say chimpanzee, the class president rushed out to the bathroom, and guess who got in BIG trouble?