She would like 30 very short riskay jokes. Any ideas?? Thank you.
2006-11-26 04:23:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I don't know of very many, but if you go to the followung website, you can find some really good ones. Have fun!
www.testriffic.com
click on jokes, then on the left there's a list of the types of stuff.
2006-11-26 04:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by Sonia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Although this is long it very good and if u live with her for ages she will remember this joke and take it to heart.
An elderly man and his wife decided to separate. Before being allowed to do so legally, the Family Court insisted they undergo some counselling from the marriage guidance mob, to see if their union could be saved. The counsellor did her best, but to no avail. The old folk were absolutely *determined* to go through with separation leading to divorce. Finally, in some desperation, the counsellor said: "But you're 95 and your wife is 93. You've been married for 72 years! Why do you want to separate now??" To which the wife replied: "We haven't been able to stand each other for the last 46 years. But we thought we should wait until all the children died before we split up."
2006-11-26 12:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by schloe7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know any good jokes but id just like to tell you i think its very nice of you to gave her enough space to go out with the girls... Alot of girls dont get to do that kind of stuff ;)
2006-11-26 12:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by ohio_gurl042 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm new in town, could you show me the way to your place.?
Little girl came in from school, and said to her Mum, I wet myself in class today, Why did'nt you put your hand up ? asked her Mum. I did and the pee ran through my fingers.
Two old girls were looking at carrots outside a greengrocers in the seventies, one said to the other.....This one here is like my husbands willy, you mean the size of it ? No dopey the dirt of it.
2006-11-26 12:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by willowhazel3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your letting her go?? I'm doing something wrong wi my hubby!!!
95% of women like a bit of sausage. 100% agree it's not worth marrying the whole pig.
10% of women have inferior DNA in their system. the other 90% spit it out.
teehee
hope she has a great time
2006-11-26 12:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by MrsMac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let her enjoy her day by giving send off to her twenties .But be careful she will be more matured from now on
2006-11-26 12:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by red rose 5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As in pickup line rebuffs?
2006-11-26 12:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this site
LOL@work.com
2006-11-26 12:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by debs1701 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the 2 gay cowboys, 'yup?' 'yup!' ....Gettit ???
2006-11-26 12:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by clifton_66 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock, knock...(whos there) Donald RUM...sfield....drink up bitches!!!!! :)
2006-11-26 12:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by narcsenforcelaw 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋