This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left
home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."
2006-11-26 03:57:15 · 21 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
best joke i have heard for a long time xx
2006-11-26 03:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by SARA H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you bastard! I must have taken those with me when I left earlier this morning. extra powerful that you probably did not have a clue as to what went on. i will tell, or rather remind you, that you signed a waver which allowed me to not absolutely list, yet participate in in spite of the indisputable fact that went on. i do not comprehend the position the, um, proprietor of those went off to yet i'm particular she'll be asking after them earlier lengthy.
2016-11-26 23:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I proclaim this joke THE BEST WITTY JOKE EVER TOLD 10/10 not rofl but it made me smile real big very good joke
2006-11-26 04:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i seen that in tastless jokes or a book called something like it, some good jokes in there
2006-11-26 04:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Dead2TheWind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEH! Talk about justice! That was the first thing that went well for him all day.
2006-11-26 03:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a shame poor guy...xx
2006-11-26 03:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that was wonderful. that ought to teach him not to interfere with another mans drink. lol
2006-11-26 04:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke,but it's been posted on here before
2006-11-26 04:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch... That would suck for the bully and the poor guy. :(
2006-11-26 04:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that a lot!
2006-11-26 04:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by matt30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋