John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.
The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post.
"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
2006-11-26 03:55:58 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Bonus joke for Indians b-coz of language sorry other nationalities (bit naughty sorry no offense intented)
Back in Delhi when I was introduced to a Mr. Arvind Lele, he extended his
hand and said "Lele". Taking his hand, I found it impossible to avoid replying "Dede".
He had a Goan wife who had separated from him, since her first name and the
surname did not go together when she got married. Her name was Rosemary.
You can see it was pretty embarrassing for her every time she said her full
name. {Rojmeri lele!)
Out in USA, imagine the plight of an American lady ntroducing two Indians
to each other with a straight face
She gestures towards the Indian lady, saying "See my butt",
and then towards the gent with "Shake my boob".
That is how Seema Bhatt met Sheikh Mehboob.
2006-11-26 03:57:19 · update #1
both were bit funny. just liked it.
2006-11-26 04:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the two very unique however the 1st one substitute into touching! I propose, see how could sperm and eggs bypass to waste? they'd have progressed into alluring infants! a lot of human beings at the instant are not likely to be sure the international because of the fact life is in basic terms unfair (the comparable as death)
2016-10-13 03:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by pereyra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate the first one 4 out of 10.
2006-11-26 12:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh holy sh*t......i haven't laughed like this for quite sometime now....you made my day, dude. That American introducing the Indians thingy is too good....I'm an Indian, but no offense taken......am still laughing......ROTFL
2006-11-26 04:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jose M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one , the bonus joke was even better, not bcos of the vulgarity in it , just shows hw u think of dirty things even when its not intended.
2006-11-26 19:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny 9/10
2006-11-26 22:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Effective? Yes. Subtle? Not so much.
2006-11-26 04:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i just can't understand y these freeky people are selecting thumbs down to the jokes!! none of them are posting and just find happy to discourage others, how sad
2006-11-26 05:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by KK 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good rating
2006-11-26 04:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like the 1st didnt get the 2nd
2006-11-26 04:03:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
10/10
2006-11-27 15:17:33 · answer #11 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋