An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front lines, Sir!"
"Good man!" says the Major.
He goes to the next bed.
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!"
"What's your ambition?"
"To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
2006-11-26 03:52:40 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
... very naughty !!!!
2006-11-26 04:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. It seems a little forced with that bit about how she painted a large eye on the wall. And I think it would be better if the punch line was proctologist since most males would be quite happy to see what we got.
2016-05-23 04:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA 7/10
2006-11-26 22:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pd post jokes as much as u can do not mind the crazy air heads who gives u negative comments
2006-11-26 05:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by KK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And where's the naughty part?rating:2
2006-11-26 04:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a minute there i thought you were going astray, but you tied in the joke nicely at the end.i like it.
2006-11-26 04:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
5/10
2006-11-26 15:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-27 03:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame him. That's funny
2006-11-26 04:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by ningamdo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame him. That's funny
2006-11-26 03:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but it's not that funny... sorry
2006-11-26 03:57:35 · answer #11 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋