'There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into
heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the
worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I
knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work
one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't
find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the
darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him
with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush
so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him,
the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''
The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on
my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day
and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God
spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier
when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating
my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I
landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top
of me.''
It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just
picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator...'''
2006-11-26 03:37:37 · 14 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A chilling tale !
2006-11-26 03:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it somewhat is quasi-Biblical. Peter on the Pearly Gats comes an inference of two diverse New testomony passages. Revelations mentions that the gates of Heaven are made out of Pearl. Peter substitute into entrusted with the keys of Heaven and Earth. the two passages at the instant are not compatable theologically yet for the period of the mind's eye of guy this thought has entered the nicely-known mainstream, albeit a minimum of 1500 years in the past.
2016-10-13 03:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third guy would have died anyway. He would have suffocated in the closed fridge.
2006-11-26 03:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's hilarious.. they all ended up dieing....lol...OMG! U have to say the story that the lover told peter
2006-11-26 03:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! but I heard it on Yahoo answers before and it was the 26th floor
2006-11-26 03:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it. very interesting and easy to follow. why did you stop. i was just starting to drift away into it. 100% good. long but worth it.
2006-11-26 03:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! It explains why all the sirens in my street last night.
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-11-26 04:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 honest fellows!!
2006-11-26 03:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-26 04:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a bit long, and very interesting!!!!.xxx
2006-11-26 03:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by clicky j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋