2006-11-26 03:04:58 · 15 answers · asked by Lance Sum 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got it! Elvis is alive and he's living at the north pole and he's now Santa! Awsome! I'll have to stay awake this year and see his sparkling suit.
2006-11-26 03:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends what function. Sometimes he drives his red convertable and wears his big red tuxedo. Somtimes he puts on his bling bling and rides his lowrider in the hood busting coal in the bad kids asses and giving props to his good homies.
He's a very stylin guy.
2006-11-26 11:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by cosmiccastaway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely!!!
2006-11-26 11:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis has a jumper not a suit.and no this year santa will be nude.
2006-11-26 11:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by mu_ba 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if are you saying elvis and santa are the same person, then you might be onto something
2006-11-26 11:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by jivesucka 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Christmas is on tuesday!
2006-11-26 11:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by nutsonmonday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*I am sure he will somehere out there in the world.*
2006-11-26 11:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by bor_rabnud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if he's Elvis!
2006-11-26 11:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by STONE 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well he would, if u can get him one that ll fit his tommy.
2006-11-26 11:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by talktome 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell appear all cracked out stealing ur childrens presens and selling them for more crack thanks for the 2 points
2006-11-26 11:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋