This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there
2006-11-26 02:43:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That really did make me laugh out loud, even brought a smile to mr grumpy's face ( thats my husband by the way)
2006-11-26 02:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have two lab mixes, if not fenced in my garden, they might just do the digging. A hare raising tale indeed!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"
"Supporting the offending of rabbits everwhere!"
2006-11-26 12:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - very funny - do you remember Only Fools & Horses did that with a dead parrot?
2006-11-26 10:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carefull this joke could offend rabbits
2006-11-26 11:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was in the movie Dickie Roberts!
2006-11-26 10:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. That is good. Out of ten: 9. Sweet.
2006-11-26 11:27:48 · answer #6 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve a bunny hug haha
2006-11-26 11:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye heared it before but still very good joke hun now hop off and give us another. sorry lol just couldn't resist it. ha ha
2006-11-26 11:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but couldn't help laughing again
2006-11-26 14:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by fishes 4 ducks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that really your surname?
We have something in common, though it's not jokes!
2006-11-26 10:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋