Did you hear about the guy who chopped his hand off at work?

Question

His mate was a first aid expert. He scooped up the hand, put it in a bag of ice and took the victim and the bag to hospital.
A week later, the victim was back at work, his hand sewn back on, full of praise for his quick-thinking mate. "The surgeon said you did a brilliant job. It was only your actions that saved my hand, he told me"
Two days later, the same poor guy severs his head. The same friend scoops up the head, puts it in a bag of ice and takes it and his friend straight to hospital.
A month passes by, and there's no sign of the guy returning to work, so the first-aider pays a visit to the hospital.
"I've come to visit my friend who had his head chopped off" he says to the doctor.
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry, but there was nothing we could do for him"
The first aider says, "Well, I suppose it was too much to expect you to sew his head back on"
The doctor replies, "No, that wasn't the problem. The thing is, the poor sod suffocated in that bag of ice!"

Answer 1

oh lol how could you do this i have just peed my pants laughing.

Answer 2

my teacher cut his finger off and he had to get surgery to get it put back on

Answer 3

good one could anyone tell me what lmao imao mean and lol

Answer 4

Yikes. Uhh, that was okay. Yeah, that was good. That was good.

Answer 5

ROTFLMAO!
--Charles, "That Cheeky Lad"

Answer 6

LMAO (now I know what it means thanks to Spot)
He should have quit while he was a head !

Answer 7

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum 'kay

Answer 8

Ooooooooohhh!!!! THAT head!!! lol