I submitted a joke last night which I love, but most people didn't seem to get......so try this one for size.
Maybe someone other than the British will get this one?
Little Johhny wakes up in the middle on the night to have a pee, and walks past his single mums bedroom door, and he hears her saying "I need a man, I need a man"
Because he is only a young lad, he dosen't really understand these things and so carries on to the bathroom.
The next night he wakes up again to do a wee and walks past his mums bedroom door, and he sees her lying with a man.
He dashes to the toilet and goes as quickly as he can, and then runs back to his own bedroom and says,
"I need a new BMX, I need a new BMX"
2006-11-26 02:25:13 · 18 answers · asked by godlykepower 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I want a BMX, too. Nobody cares about what I want.
2006-11-26 02:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by I think... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been on here a few times in the past couple of months, maybe we just fed of it by now!
2006-11-26 03:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know a lot of johny jokes do you know this one?
At school one day the teacher asks johny if he had 10 apples in one hand and 5 apples in the other what would he have ?
Johny answered "Big hands miss"
2006-11-26 02:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope Santa was listening !
2006-11-26 03:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he. Thats good, but i just read the other one you read and i think thats better. lol
2006-11-26 03:39:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up? ~ If at first you don't succeed, try try again...
2006-11-26 02:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols
2006-11-26 04:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by S A R A H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats some funny **** loved it
2006-11-26 02:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that's a good one
2006-11-26 02:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Foxy lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats BMX???
2006-11-26 03:05:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋