Hopefully someone will come up with some extremely funny ones appropriate for an 8-year-old. Any contributors?
2006-11-26 02:15:23 · 10 answers · asked by Rebecca 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's black and white and goed BOOM?
A penguin falling down stairs.
What's Black and white and goes te he he?
The penguin that pushed him
2006-11-26 03:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"
2006-11-26 10:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-26 10:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ned: What has 18 eyes, teeth as sharp as razors, tentacles, 13 legs, and snarls?
Ted: I don't know. What?
Ned: I don't know either, but it's right outside our tent!!!
2006-11-26 11:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by No, You. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do most men never wear short-sleeved shirts?
They've got to have somewhere to wipe their noses.
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A bloke was walking along the street when he was set upon by two bad guys.He put up a terrific fight but was eventually wrestled to the ground and revieved a black eye,two broken ribs and a bloody nose.When the bad guys searched him,they found just 20p in his pocket.
"hey!"they exclaimed."why did you get yourself half killed and all for the sake of 20p?"
"I didn't want people to know I was so poor."he groaned
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Did you hear about the man who drank a bottle of spot remover by mistake?
He dropped out of sight.
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2006-11-26 10:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by toppopsy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
2006-11-26 10:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by Agent Lully 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
2006-11-26 10:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by sok 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
2006-11-26 10:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by celtsbball3445 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how do you make a hot dog stand? Take its chair away
2006-11-26 10:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by mark j 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"waiter, there's a hair in this honey."
"ah! it must be from da comb." replied da waiter. lol;D
2006-11-26 10:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by ToXiC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋