"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN…"
”Somebody once told me …”
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS
TO THE QUESTIONS...”
”This is my excuse, hope you like it…”.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"
”The total number of samples were three”
"THE TYPICALCHART RESULTS ARE SHOWN..”
”This is the most un-confusing graph I could come up with..”
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"
I ‘m going to hire a secretary..
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE…"
”Wrong, wrong, Plain Wrong…”
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS…"
”Rumor has it..”
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THESE FINDINGS"...
”My wild wild guess is that…”
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
”I lost three pages of my report…this is all I have left…”
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED
BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS OCCURS"
”I don't understand it....and I never will.”
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY…"
”A totally useless topic that I discovered…”
"
"IN MY EXPERIENCE...”
”Once…
"IN CASE AFTER CASE...”
”Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES…”
”Three times..
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
”Ummm, I think.”
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT…"
”My buddies think so too..”
2006-11-26
01:00:50
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