A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week,
so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
Look, it's not the same hat
Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table!
Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another, and another. After a week the parrot finally said: OK. I give up. What'd you do with the boat ?
2006-11-26 00:50:18 · 31 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha......a clean and funny one.........Parrot at last, agreed that magician is supreme...........lmao
2006-11-26 23:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-26 01:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5
2006-11-26 03:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by yahoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny: 9/10
Clean: 10/10
Delivery (well written): 9/10
Originality: 5/10 (heard it before, though a while ago)
So, I'd give it an 8. Funny stuff.
2006-11-26 02:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by All who wonder are not lost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny ive never heard that before.... wait yes i did it was on here like 2 days ago HA!!!!! but still its a chuckle i give it a 4 out of 10
2006-11-26 01:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tyler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 on 10
good
2006-11-26 01:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice but still not hillarious. sorry i'd give it a 5 maybe a 6. and thanx for the 2 points
2006-11-26 03:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice one Pd, gave me a chuckle! lol
I wonder what a barbecued parrot tastes like?
2006-11-26 01:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one never heard that one before ;D 10/10
2006-11-26 00:54:09 · answer #9 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 9 0n 10
2006-11-26 02:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! in basic terms on 2nd analyzing of the final 2 strains, i could desire to appreciate the shaggy dog tale........hahahaha....... great one ............I had examine this form of shaggy dog tale, with 2 women folk quarrelling over a newborn, as their newborn and the king turning in the comparable judgement.....real mom- in-regulation made me giggle till my ribs tottered.........LOL
2016-10-17 13:46:43 · answer #11 · answered by quinteros 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋