would it be better to start with a faithful few or try to get as many as i can at once?
who's interested? early joiners will get a discount on the sacred clothes you need to wear! hehe!
2006-11-25 23:09:09 · 27 answers · asked by andylefty 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-11-26 03:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by GoD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first Rule is convince anyone .The more the merrier, that you are in touch with your God or what ever. And you are special cause only you can talk to it.And get a book with lots of different translations in it for 1 meaning. Wear different clothes so people know who you are .And get your followers to brow beat others to stop with you.If they want to leave.and put the Frighteners on them by saying. You will Go to a horrible place that you make up..And tell that when they die they do or go some were anything but what has happened. Really your are a goner if they question anything quote your book at them Here endeth lesson 1
2006-11-26 10:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By all means start with a faithful few. Starting with a gaggle just invites dissent, splintering, etc.
As for how to attract followers, you've got to develop a certain kind of wide-eyed madman with a gentle grin look. This seems to be the most common trait. You've also got to have a message, but you can just borrow one off TV. The content is irrelevant.
Oh, and up front you've got to decide if this is going to be one of the religions which makes every effort to portray itself as a perfectly pure and holy endeavor while in fact everyone is furiously having clandestine sex and drugs or if it's the kind of religion where sex and drugs are done in full view.
2006-11-26 07:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Atrocious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck, do it , there are always some misguided people who will follow you. especially if you are giving a discount on the uniform. People just love to dress up on a Sunday,or perhaps you had some other day in mind?. But don't forget you will need a catchy name for it and a Ranking system for your subordinates.best of luck
2006-11-26 07:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea, and good answers, from some. I suggest a female only cult where by they worship the ground you walk on, offering themselves on a plate, in alphabetical order, tending your every need, and keeping your church (house) clean and tidy for visitors (drinking buddies and fellow arsenal fans) allowing their founder to spread the word through-out the land, that all good looking, fit 18 - 25 birds are wanted for membership.
Sacred clothes::: Ann summers lingerie collection, peek-a-boo bra and crotchless pantie..........
2006-11-26 09:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For many its a very touchy topic.
You can't just go out and start asking them to change their religion. Some might even get mad at you too. So be careful.
2006-11-26 07:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jack Daniels 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AIIEEEE!!! oh andylefty you are the truth, and the way to enlightenment, peace of mind and assorted other stuff is through you!
Praise be andylefty, I will follow you all the way if i can be a disiciple of your new faith. truly the god has put you here to reveal to us all of the secrets!
[BTW what is your new religion going to actually be about???]
2006-11-26 10:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by naturemonkeyirrepressible 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you thought of Free sex?There was a guy who had a lot of Rolls Royces ,can't remember his name.Oh! yeah Bhagwan Rajneesh.
2006-11-26 07:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur views ave 2 attract followers, u av 2 meet people who feel da same way as u fink
2006-11-26 07:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by amsi boi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Tesco's after all if you follow the crowd thats were you end up
2006-11-26 07:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered Psychedelic Panditism?
2006-11-26 07:43:52 · answer #11 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋