... The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
2006-11-25 22:10:12 · 14 answers · asked by some dude 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very good one
2006-11-25 22:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 10:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Very funny! ( Trip to Macdonalds)
2006-11-25 23:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Normal
2006-11-25 22:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by Atif Mirza 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And Freud called it hysteria.
2006-11-25 22:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by terry t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good!
Happy Holidays!
Beverly S.
2006-11-26 00:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL because I haven't gotten anyone of your jokes :[
2006-11-25 22:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-25 23:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-25 23:34:50 · answer #9 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2006-11-26 00:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by yipeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋