I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
2006-11-25 21:59:20 · 6 answers · asked by some dude 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha,ha,ha,ha that was 2 funny! good 1 haven't heard that 1 b4
2006-11-25 22:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 funny and 1/2 not.
Happy Holidays!
Beverly S.
2006-11-26 08:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but I buy cat food on a regular basis, since 60% of our household members are feline.
2006-11-26 06:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hah! Well told variant.
2006-11-26 06:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol havent heard the original but this was good for me lmao
2006-11-26 06:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2006-11-26 06:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by jelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋