Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, & good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. When does a woman most want a man's company?
A. When he owns it.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A. If you slice them very thinly it takes 3 average size men.
Q. Why do men get married?
A. So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes
Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.
2006-11-25 21:53:35 · 11 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i shouldnt laugh but they are funny
i hope that when we are married you dont go to the fridge lol
2006-11-26 01:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You've cheered up my Sunday hahaha
PS Think I'll go and raid the fridge !
2006-11-25 21:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok i agree every one is true second last is just me im lost for hours in the garden till the wife keeps shouting for me i fallow the noise its like a foghorn
2006-11-26 05:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
waht should you do if the missus comes out of the kitchen nagging??
Shorten the chain
2006-11-26 00:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 very gd
2006-11-25 21:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol one up for the gals. but dont worry gals, we'll soon come back :-)
lol good one kizzy
2006-11-25 23:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last part is good.
Happy Holidays!
Beverly S.
2006-11-26 00:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not every woman finds this funny.
2006-11-25 21:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Minmi 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
omg i am so e-mailing it to every girl on my list lmao!
2006-11-25 22:00:31 · answer #9 · answered by LesHug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i love it
2006-11-25 21:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by vikki b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋